I won the lottery!!

For my retirement plan, I put most of my investment money in something that relies solely on pure, dumb luck. With the rest, I play the lottery.


The Atlantic Lottery Corporation has a game called Atlantic Payday. There are 77 numbers, you pick 4, and if you pick the right 4 numbers you win $2,000 every 2 weeks for 20 years.

I matched 3 out of 4 and got 50 bucks... hmph. Time to retire.